Job secret: “While volunteering at a festival, I had to install three DMXs. I didn’t understand anything and I crashed three BMX bikes into trees.”

Job secret: "While volunteering at a festival, I had to install three DMXs.  I didn't understand anything and I crashed three BMX bikes into trees."

Testimony Article reserved for subscribers Metro-job-ass… Workers tell us their little secrets and big professional failures. In our sixth episode, Julien spruced up his resume to be part of the festival staff… even if it meant making mistakes. Based on 43 years of contribution, the French would spend around 70,000 hours at work in their … Read more

Business secret: “Air France hostess, I replaced salmon and foie gras in first class with disgusting pasta in economy class”

Business secret: "Air France hostess, I replaced salmon and foie gras in first class with disgusting pasta in economy class"

Testimony Article reserved for subscribers Metro-job-ass… Workers tell us their little secrets and big professional failures. In our second episode, LĂ©onie spends the summer on a plane, not without risk. Based on 43 years of contribution, the French would spend around 70,000 hours at work in their lifetime. Enough for commit some unrecognized and unspeakable … Read more

Business secret: “I faked my company name to travel during Covid”

Business secret: "I faked my company name to travel during Covid"

Testimony Article reserved for subscribers Metro-job-ass… Workers tell us their little secrets and big professional failures. In our third episode, Thomas forged a professional certificate to travel during a health crisis. Based on 43 years of contribution, the French would spend around 70,000 hours at work in their lifetime. Enough for commit some unrecognized and … Read more

Work secret: “I slept with a married colleague without knowing it”

Work secret: "I slept with a married colleague without knowing it"

Testimony Article reserved for subscribers Metro-job-ass… Workers tell us their little secrets and big professional failures. In our first episode, Ryan (1), 35 years old, and his sex plan on the spot. Based on forty-three years of contribution, the French would spend about 70,000 hours at work in their lifetime. Enough for commit some unrecognized … Read more