Work secret: “I slept with a married colleague without knowing it”

Metro-job-ass… Workers tell us their little secrets and big professional failures. In our first episode, Ryan (1), 35 years old, and his sex plan on the spot.

Based on forty-three years of contribution, the French would spend about 70,000 hours at work in their lifetime. Enough for commit some unrecognized and unspeakable acts. Today, Ryan (1), 35, an engineer in Paris, recounts his antics with a married colleague in the toilets of his company.

“I usually log on to Grindr at work, which is what happens when you’re not thinking about work. And one day I see a geolocated profile 20 meters away. I tell myself that it is interesting, that it must be a colleague. It has photos of the teasing type: severed heads, but abs visible. I am writing to him. It does not suit me. I tell myself that maybe he doesn’t want to reveal himself. Two days later, I see him online again, he sends me a tap (similar to the Facebook experiment, editor’s note) and I’m writing to him again. That’s when he starts talking to me. We realized that we work in the same company and I tell him that I have always had this fantasy of fucking my colleague in the office toilet. He tells me that it could be fun and that we just have to go for it.

“He’s handsome, I like him.